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Personal Programmer Fortunes (Told Here M-S 12:00am-11:59pm)

Are you ready for an ASP adventure? Would you like your life to change forever??* Just answer the questions below to get your very own, absolutely free, 100% accurate or your money back, Personal Programming Fortune. 1. Choose the answer that most clearly describes you: I spend my time on a mainframe and I've never used a mouse. Upper management, haven't coded since Nixon was impeached. I've got four new motherboards to pull tonight. No time for mousing around. I'm a VB programmer for the local utilities company. 2. What operating system do you use most? DOS 4.5 Whatever the helpdesk put on my machine. MVS/CICS Win98, but I'd like to learn NT soon. 3. Where do you get your daily news? Talk radio The Wallstreet Journal ZD Net CNN Headline News 4. What email software do you use? My secretary handles my mail Profs Outlook 98 No Email. I talk with my friends on my basement BBS. 5. Where is your personal home page? The wife keeps track of our personal business. On Geocities. As soon as I get my server up and attached to the backbone I'll get to stuff like web pages. I don't know how to make a web page. Doesn't that require a PC? 6. What is your favorite database? Oracle We've issued an RFP to determine that. Is a database anything like a VSAM file? Database programmers are weenies. *The Great ASPectations staff cannot take responsibility for the specific life changes that might result from the telling of this fortune and accepts no liability, etc and so on.

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